I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of “yusses”. And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus.
and here we have kristoff bjorgman showing us how to successfully grow up
All around you are spirits, child. They live in the earth, the water, the sky. If you listen, they will g u i d e y o u.
She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.